The 12 Days* of Christmas (*Revised and Updated for 2016)

Holidaze? Enter The 12 Days* of Christmas *Revised and Updated for 2016, by Hells Bells Holiday Choir directors Damien Luxe & Ariel Speedwagon.

On the 12th day of Christmas Dolly Parton gave to me

A RHINESTONE REVOLUTION…

An end to hate crime violence…

10 herbs for coping…

A 9th Supreme Court justice…

8 forms of protest…

7 ways to end the pipelines…

6 free appointments…

FIVE YEARS RENT FREE…

A fork for secret hacking…

Three non-latex gloves…

Two copies of The Revolution Starts at Home

And an end to white supremacy

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